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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

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[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 months ago

"Based on training and experience" is "because fucking obviously" but will hold up in court.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Ahaha yeah and they gotta start out with “I ain’t no chump neither”:

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

Idk. I think now that boomers are finally shuffling off stage it might.

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