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[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 41 points 1 year ago

Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Dani the youtuber promotes milk

[-] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

Half way would be pilk.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.

It was not successful.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CHILK

The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!

(The CH comes from the chicken flavor)

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!

1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.

Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...

[-] MHanak@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

That's just unspoiled spoiled milk

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

[-] yboutros@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago

You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead

[-] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's what the hidden fask is for. Grade A Cambodian breast milk.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't they sell 1 pint cartons any more?

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

need to normalize casually drinking milk

I don't think I or any rational adult of sound mind and health would look at someone drinking a carton of milk and have anything close to a thought at all, much less a thought of ridicule or judgement. I am not getting or connecting with the persecution complex in this post.

The reason you don't see people drinking milk as commonly as other drinks is that lactose intolerance is a huge thing, and even if you don't have a genetic predisposition to lactose problems, as you get older it gets harder and harder to digest. This is why milk is often associated with kids, it's good for growing bodies but not so much for someone who's already an adult.

Also, it's not that refreshing. The fat content makes it feel less hydrating than water or fat-free liquids of any kind.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains. So I suppose I also simp for bikes now too)

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Milk gives me spicy poops tho

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