I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:
Piss on carpet.
I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:
Piss on carpet.
if Democrats ever win I fully exepct this:
"Now is a time of healing. To better unify our Great Nation™®© we are going to let Republicans fill every committee and pick every judge, we are even looking into how we might let them have the presidency. If we can't, do not worry, we will behave as if we were Republicans and will do as they wish."
Lmao "is_public= False."
"Shit did I say that out loud?"
I'll never understand that reaction. I completely understand seeing that and wanting to kill yourself, but I never thought the happy couple should die.
I see those kinds of couples and my only thoughts are usually some form of "lucky lucky. I'm such a worthless piece of shit." Lol
"Matt Gaetz [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] on numerous [REDACTED] [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] to the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]"
We're Transparent Government!™©®
Yeah fucking right. Jesus Christ. We need to just accept that it's over. He's never going to face any consequences and NY is not sending anyone to the White House to drag him out...
It's time I stop reading the news for the next 4 years. It's going to be nothing but absolutely infuriating.
Trump gets away with everything and the people trying to uphold some sense of justice immediately get the hammer.
I hate people so much.
"But we'll still give him whatever he wants. That AIPAC there frightens me"
It's just bdsm.
Bacon During Sexual Moments
Man it is never enough with these greedy fucking assholes. I don't even own one and I'm mad about this... It's with everything lately... Soon we'll have ads in our fucking dreams like Futurama....

"But not in our dreams!"
Back in my day a weird yell was enough to kill your run.
Just a yeeaaoowww and you're done. Now, if you're Trump and you are literally strangling someone to the point that they make that sound, you're presidential material because "that person getting choked was probably a democrat pedophile communist so he deserves it."
Me wondering what obese has to do with it... "Dailymail" oh... Got it.