When looking for a new web browser, which feature would you prefer most and which would you prefer least?

• A color palette that matches Danny DeVito's armpit hair.
• Play the theme to Annie at startup.
• Take up all computer resources.

I don't want any of those. Can't we just have a browser that filters all of the popups, junk and advertising?

Nope. You can't progress through the survey without picking one thing you really don't want and at least one of two things you couldn't give a shit less about.