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Last two times I went for a run Biden retired and Trump got shot. Going out for another now, good luck everyone (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Egon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Stay safe, I'll be back in an hour.

Edit: my knee started hurting, so I walked the last part. I'm back now and nothing seems to have happened. This either means something momentous has happened that the public is not allowed knowledge of, or that I have lost the baton of heaven (get it? Like mandate of heaven, but it's a relay race because I'm running. It's contrived, but it's the best I could think of)

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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

Already done, my knee started hurting :(

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

cia got you with the knee injury gun sadness

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

My calves were getting too powerful. Had I gone another mile then Xi would have pushed the communism button. He called me to tell me this. Installing TikTok was a mistake