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Bathroom tampons. (lemmy.world)
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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Carrying menstrual products around as a ploy to get laid is creepy, no matter how you look at it.

[-] GoosLife@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"Does anyone around here have a tampon I can borrow?"

"Well... Menstrual Bob definitely has one, but trust us, he will try to sleep with you"

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Heyyyyy I gots yer tampons lady. You wanna put em in yer vagina? I gots loaaaads a stuff heeeere.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee -1 points 3 months ago

It doesn't sound like a "ploy to get laid". More like a "ploy to be attractive". That's the main goal of almost all people under like 25.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

[ instructions ] and therefore you will get more sex.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

This may shock and amaze you, but attractive people get laid more often.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Just carry useful items around with you, because that's a cool thing to do. If somebody else doesn't need the items, maybe you will. Keep a few granola bars in case somebody's having a sugar crash, etc.

This is like a 101-level lifehack.

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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