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I am your Scrum Master!
(files.catbox.moe)
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Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.
I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.
Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.
Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....