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I am your Scrum Master! (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jeff@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Help help! He's measuring my velocity!

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[-] IWriteDaCode@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line

[-] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago

Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do you go around measuring people's velocity?

[-] pixxel@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago

I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.

[-] ako946659661@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.

I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.

Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.

Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2023
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