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[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 months ago

Mom looks in the mood

Dad pulls out the beans

"Ooooh" she says, eyeing the can

Dad opens the beans and caresses their surfaces

Mom starts to move slowly back and forth

She looks him straight in the eye, regaining composure.

"Beanboozle me."

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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