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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong
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this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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I actually do this as well because I've been told so much about guys looking at boobs when talking to women. I make extra effort to keep eye contact. So because of that I've been told "it's intense." That's from people that know me so that is probably the polite version.
No matter what you do, it's wrong. Thus we revert to rule 1 and 2; be attractive
Hold on, you messed up the rules. 2 is don't be unattractive.
Oh damn, that's why I'm not getting any chicks
You also have to break eye contact periodically. Body language is complex.