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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by abc@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Why did I pay $15 to watch some xenomorph

spoilerhuman baby attempt to breastfeed from its obviously disgusted mother. DUMB

Good for Weyland Yutani on creating a colony of British/English people on Jackson's Star.

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[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Fede Álvarez is such an edgelord hack, his previous two projects were Don't Breathe 2, a movie where

CW: SAthe turkey-baster rapist from the first movie gets an epic redemption arc and becomes the "hero"
and that awful Texas Chainsaw remake that isn't even worth discussing. but this is Hollywood so he will continue to fail upwards and brainless horror fans will keep lapping this franchise slop up like the good little piggies they are

say what you want about Prometheus, at least it was about something

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

and that awful Texas Chainsaw remake

michael-laugh THEY GOT THE TCM 2022 GUY TO DO ALIEN

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

lmao yeah I mean technically he only came up with the story and didn't write the actual script or direct. but that's maybe even worse because other people had to do all the hard work in executing his terrible ideas while he gets to rake in the profits as a producer

and honestly Álvarez is a competent director but he shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a script. but I guess it's cheaper to have him direct his shitty first drafts instead of having to pay a talented screenwriter

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Our slop franchises in good hands, I see emilie-pain

[-] abc@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

lmao yeah I mean technically he only came up with the story and didn't write the actual script or direct

my new headcanon is this is why there's a

spoilerprometheus baby birth scene

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