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Look, it's fine if you prefer other languages to python, I won't besmirch anyone's preferences. But literally everything in your post exists in nearly every programming language (minus some of the typing stuff, I'll give you that, but it's getting a lot better). Like, every language has some learning curve to setting up tooling, or configuring your IDE the way you like it, or learning how to navigate documentation so that it's useful, or trying to decide on one of the multiple ways of doing things. I guarantee, as someone with limited experience with Java, I'd have a difficult time setting up and using IntelliJ, and figuring out which build/packaging system I need to use, and figuring out how to use whatever libraries I need, simply because I'm unfamiliar with the ecosystem. That's all you're describing - the initial learning curve in getting familiar with a new language. Which is why I pointed out all the things I pointed out. It's where I start when I'm introducing developers to python.
No, it really is unique to python. Most other languages have one or two package managers, not 15 (15 is not an exaggeration). Ruby has one. Rust has one. Java has two (maven and gradle). Elixir has one. Swift has one.
Python programmers think it’s normal when it most definitely is not. Even your IntelliJ example isn’t correct because IntelliJ will literally install and set up the jdk for you, but pycharm is completely unable to do that and it’s not because JetBrains hasn’t tried. Python tooling is just really really really bad.