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Anon doesn't like Shrek
(sh.itjust.works)
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The jokes were less about his height directly and more about how he was so self-centered, egotistical, power-corrupt (and insecure!) that he had to overcompensate for said height at every possible opportunity.
Also he's supposed to look like wait Walt Disney, right?
No, Michael Eisner, the then-CEO of Disney, whom Dreamworks founder Jeffrey Katzenberg fell out with while he worked at Disney.
Yes. At Disney Eisner was called Lord Fuckwad behind his back. Hence Lord Farquaad.