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[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 months ago

They couldn’t handle all the seamen. (I am sorry)

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Your username claims that you are a cat, but I've never met a cat who would consider apologizing for anything.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Wow, Canada to Alderaan is quite a move.

[-] Skull@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Canada is pretty expensive right meow.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

You should never have to apologize for greatness, such as this.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you, friend. Thank you for understanding.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

Isn't that why they wear the white uniforms, since it blends in better?

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