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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jackpot@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now

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[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

steal someone’s credit card and go buy a bunch of weed (it’s legal here). after also eating a great meal, I’d go get high in Central Park and just walk around, enjoying the views until I died.

the person would report the card stolen and get the (relatively small) charges stricken/refunded, so I’m not worried about the ethics of that.

[-] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Why do you have to steal a credit card to do this?

[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

because I am poor

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

As funny as it is to make fun of you and your 7 alt accounts this comment is actually concerning. Please visit your friends and family in real life more.

[-] 14specks@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Don't do whatever this is.

[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

no clue what you’re talking about… you seem to be imagining things

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net -1 points 1 year ago

I'm serious. Please talk to your friends and family.

[-] bauhaus@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

seek help

edit: oh, it’s a hexbear troll...

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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