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Anon drives a bus (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don't ask)

You're not the boss of me. What happened?

[-] holgersson@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

That's why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole "is this slavery?" issue.

[-] holgersson@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024

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