unnecessary anecdote:

I was gifted a small bonsai tree and a care book, and thank god-of-your-choice for old information. Searching for care online started to give me a migraine of botspam text and even images. Are there not enough images of even normal trees to fill in that we need shitslop? I do not care to know of every type of tree before reaching the supposed author I won't be able to contact. /rant