I switched full time to Linux a few years ago for similar (but more embarrassing!) reasons, only leaving the dual boot for a particular software I needed for school (just got a solution for that, too, and finally uninstalled windows last night).

A couple years ago I got a message on laptop that my onedrive was full. "I have onedrive?" I says to myself.

"Apparently you do, self" self says back

I open onedrive, wondering what could possibly be on there, as I only use my laptop for two things, school and porn.

You can imagine what my onedrive was full of. Essays... And porn!

It was school onedrive.

I immediately go in and start deleting everything. Including the pictures that I had taken myself. Of myself.

I get an email from my academic advisor the next day. Deleting so much had sent up a red flag, and they had someone to check up on it, to make sure it wasn't a hacking attempt or a virus or some such thing.

She wants to inform me that it's not acceptable to use my school one for adult content.

I, in fact, died. You're speaking with a ghost.