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[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 9 points 3 months ago

On the plus side you can bleed out knowing they now have to spend all that time and effort trying to find your valuables.

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

This is 2024. What valuables? ๐Ÿ˜‚

What the burglar gonna do, take over my rent and loans? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

thatstheotherjoke.jpg

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

They'll force you to take on some other people's anonymised debt at gunpoint.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I keep them at the store, since I can't afford to bring them home. My Lambo is still at the dealership after all these years.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah we won't need to get this far, I don't own anything that hasn't already lost all value.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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