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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 51 points 2 months ago

This whole thing keeps reminding me of Robin Williams Live on Broadway.

"Russia has de bomb! We have many bombs! We don't know where they all are..."

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 29 points 2 months ago

Russia has many warheads, some of them might even work

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They work as job maintainers for the military- handy when it's time to pay mordita, or keep an inconvenient person busy. Now, though, those rotting nuke bases might have plum jobs- sit outside a missile silo and you don't have to be sent to the front.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Actually in May they took a bunch of soldiers from their nuclear branch and put them into a unit bound for Ukraine.

They never made it, they got sent to Kursk for some reason instead.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Heh. Ya learned me something.

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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