You’re just like yeah I know windows and Adobe will profit off of every button I click

First - Win 11 IoT Enterprise LTSC is not a consumer version. It's about as locked down as you can get. It doesn't even have drivers for the ethernet on your mobo out of the box; you better have already downloaded those. (Yes, I'm serious. It's about Also, it's pirated, since it's not available to consumers at all; Microsoft doesn't want to let consumers have the Enterprise versions of Windows because that's no longer software-as-service. And the LTSC? That shit's going to keep getting security updates--but no 'feature' updates, at all, ever--for at least 10 years.

Second - I don't pay for Adobe, but I have to use it in my job. I've limited as much of it as I can, and CC doesn't start up by default, but yeah, if you work in the commercial arts fields, you simply don't have any serious options that aren't Adobe, and yeah, they're going to bleed you dry. But, as i said, i'm not the one paying. My workplace has a license that allows two seats, and I'm literally the only person there that knows how to use any of it--or even has the password to the Adobe account--so I just use the work license to put it on my home PC.