433
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 145 points 2 months ago

“I want to hold them captive all day long,” Ellison said during a financial presentation on Thursday. “I don’t want them leaving the building … I don’t want them walking down the road for a cup of coffee. We kind of figured out a few years ago how much that cost.”

One, fuck you with a burning stick.

Two, people who are off the clock can go wherever the fuck they want.

Three, you'd better be in that fucking office yourself at least forty hours a week.

Four, put the stick out with a jar of honey and then fuck your own peehole with it.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 2 months ago

Ugh my director at work has been enforcing a strict RTO mandate while working fully remote from fucking Florida

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

If he's not there, don't work? I'm on the more industrial side of things, but if my boss is maliciously not here, that's just me being paid to dick about on my phone. Or steamdeck if I'm feeling frisky.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Director is like my manager's manager's manager's manager. She doesn't contribute anything other than finding ways to reduce productivity

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
433 points (98.2% liked)

Work Reform

9856 readers
32 users here now

A place to discuss positive changes that can make work more equitable, and to vent about current practices. We are NOT against work; we just want the fruits of our labor to be recognized better.

Our Philosophies:

Our Goals

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS