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Amendments are apparently just one more thing that Trump doesn’t understand.

Technically, yes.

Just because you leave your car running with the door open doesn't mean it's legal (or should be) for me to take possession of it, you bag of corn syrup.

You know what they call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

HERE COMES AN S

Like a reverse Louis Armstrong.

It seems like it would be elementary to identify illegal ranching since, you know, drones exist.

This is kind of like asking "why isn't there a white history month?"

It's an opinion piece in response to an opinion piece. No reporting found.

And "WE BUY GOLD!!!!*"

*for a fraction of its actual value

But before that, He takes Adam and sucks all the air out of him, after which Adam turns into dust.