Besides, this is all disinformation; the real threat are the Crab People

The squid people have been putting in work to be called the real threat for years at this point.

There's no such thing as "Crab People". They're just Lizard People dressed as crabs.

Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter's habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn't reproduce as much ;)

the real threat are the Crab People

I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.

Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea