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[-] Topaz@geddit.social 52 points 1 year ago

For real. I’d actually go back to theaters for it

[-] DrZoidberg@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 year ago

I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 1 year ago

How about this: Prince Charming tries to kiss the sleeping Snow White, but she wakes up and beats the hell out of him then lectures him on consent.

[-] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd watch that. But there should be a really good musical number called "Everything is rape without consent" or something... It probably wouldn't be appropriate for the target audience, but yes I agree with the point you're making: Snow White & Cinderella are way fucked.

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