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[-] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We need to create a new cool af retro sci fi guillotine for the tech companies' CEOs because they ruined computers and the internet. I'm thinking either laser guillotine or like a gigantic Jacob's ladder in reverse. I'm open to suggestions.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I learned laser bongs are a thing, maybe we can start the design there

Damn we gonna smoke the rich? Do you get a high from that or is it just for flavor?

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think it just uses lasers to heat up the weed but idk I've never used one. But like, what if we make one, but bigger? you've heard of the gas chamber, the bourgeoisie will fear the laser chamber

Hmm is it like a disco rave inside and they have to jump over the lasers for hours until they can't anymore? Can we televise this?

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