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Does AAAA just mean awful triple A games now? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by delitomatoes@lemm.ee to c/games@lemmy.world

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It seems the general direction the internet is going and I'm all for it

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[-] Mesophar@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

I'll only support this if I can pre-order it for double the price, and have an option at launch to pay an additional $50 to make the butt sprites into dickbutt instead

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The $50 dickbutt DLC isn't scheduled to be released until a month after the launch, but for an extra $70 you can get the limited edition collectors edition at launch, that comes with a cheaply made Mario-with-a-butt-instead-of-a-head limited edition figurine.

And for $40 you can also purchase the "getting started" pack--that includes a save file where we beat the game, so you don't even have to play it. Your name, email address, and SSN will be on our first-to-finish list!