[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Had to dig this one out of the archives.

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Those are eyephones

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.

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Open the door, remove the elephant, put the giraffe in the fridge, then close the door.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Heckin sea roomba

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Check the other comments :)

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Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I'll give you a couple choices:

Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.

Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.

To the Quick - a solid instrumental.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago

Then it would logically follow that smart watches would be called...

microphones.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

If you're browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker... why?

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won't run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn't install it, but still.

Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I'm still holding out for the Rural Juror

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago

Short answer: it's easier to grow it

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It's okay, though. They told me to reapply every few hours.

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I won't be taking questions.

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[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago

"My loyalty belongs to the highest bidder."
-- Trump (paraphrased)

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And Per Se (lemmy.world)
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Bonus points if someone warned you and you went ahead anyway.

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This might sound antithetical to the privacy-by-default standard, but my wife and I currently share our photo rolls with each other (using Google Photos)--everything we take is automatically shared with the other.

Is there anything in Proton Drive/Photos that would allow this? Even if it's only available within a family plan or something. I know that with Drive, we could share a directory and everything in that would be available to the other, but I don't see this as an option in the photos.

Alternatively, I suppose we could both sign in to Proton Drive using a third account just for that purpose, but that's less ideal.

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And why is it, "Into Avernus: the Search for a Heart"?

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It was founded by a group of monks from the southern USA. Rather than building a chapel, they chose to live in a series of underground tunnels. The nearest town only saw the elusive monks once a year, when they would break their usual stoic diet and make traditional southern fried chicken for everyone in town.

They were known as the deep friars.

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