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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

No, we have to pray first. Give me your thoughts. They’re needed before we make the monthly (weekly??? Daily???) sacrifice of children in this country.

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