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also fire every single cop in the country and replace them all with people who actually believe that they're supposed to protect and serve.
The problem is that all of those ex-cops would still exist and still be American citizens. They'd 100% create a far right militia, at the very least. No doubt about it.
Unless we shipped them off to Russia or something.
sounds like a domestic terrorist group, just the kind of thing that the fbi is supposed to put a stop to.
Ding ding ding we have a winner!