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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.

Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire...

I can come up with these all day lol

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024

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