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this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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Y'all became a country by rebelling and telling England to fuck off also because of the whole "no taxation without representation".
Yeah and it's 2024. Any kind of rebellion risks us getting bodied by our high powered military. We have families.
Then, keep your steady rhythm of mass and school shootings.
Yup, it's SO easy to just force them to ban guns. Do you realize just how many MAGA gun nut freaks are eager for just one reason to pull the trigger? Fuck off