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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 2 months ago

Your point is sensible and makes sense, but shareholders would be 😞 if the line didn't go 📈 and some dead kids have never been a problem for them one track minded shareholders

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