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Don't say it's all gods plan and then blame Satan when something bad happens (lemmy.ml)

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Religious people: "the world is ending"

Scientists: "we know"

Religious people (visibly upset): "now I am not believing it anymore"

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."

Robert Jastrow

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Could have thrown us a radio or a computer. Selfish cunts.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"YO THIS VIEW IS THE SHIT, BRO HERE'S A ROPE COME UP HERE"

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