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‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (www.live5news.com)

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

the article also tells me not to store anything else in there, but that's where I keep my pizza stones (I usually cook pizza on the grill) and fuck you I'ma keep them in the oven.

[-] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 months ago

Well hey don't blame me when your pizza stones overheat and murder your whole family while they're standing in the kitchen!

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Of course he won't.

He'll blame the pizza stone manufacturer.

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