HR: why didn't you do the video part?

Me: I don't have a camera

HR: What about your phone?

Me: I don't have one of those either.

HR: I literally just watched you use the calendar!

Me: No you didn't. Are you okay? You seem to be imagining things.

HR: You're literally recording a video of me right now!

Me: I think you mean I'm Livestreaming you right now. But I'm not doing that either. You're definitely imagining it.