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No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout "STOP DROP AND ROLL" at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.
Maybe the wording...
CEASE
PLUMMET
ROTATE
would definitely get my attention.
dies
well that's great, how the fuck am I supposed to do the other two now?
The plummeting should take care of itself from that point. You might need assistance with the rotation though.
Fortunately, enflamed beings often are already in motion, so ceasing immediately should provide some rotation
"look at this mf, dies and doesn't even have the courtesy to fall down"
Well, hard to remember things when you're on fire. Much easier to panic instead