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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 1 year ago

The Coke commercial was the first thing that came to mind even after all these years. I never knew as a kid I was watching a mass murder/suicide.

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

What? Did I miss something?

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

teach the world to swim

Just look at this picture, all the water around the world. It is swimming already, isn't it?

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