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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

“I’d like to teach the world to swim,
Oh shit, was that a shark?”

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 2 years ago

The Coke commercial was the first thing that came to mind even after all these years. I never knew as a kid I was watching a mass murder/suicide.

[-] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What? Did I miss something?

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

teach the world to swim

Just look at this picture, all the water around the world. It is swimming already, isn't it?

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024

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