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[-] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 20 points 2 months ago

Of course, we already know he’s an illegal alien from space. He only married his wife because she already had children he could claim were his own. In truth, he sleeps in a separate room with the chaise lounge he’s currently with.

this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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