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submitted 2 months ago by schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

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Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

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[-] Shelena@feddit.nl 67 points 2 months ago

My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

You grow the Hadrons for the collider?

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They hose down the court after the collisions.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

No, that's ridiculous!

They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.

[-] H4mi@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.

[-] spaceguy5234@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

At least you have job security!

[-] Shelena@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

It is very secure

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I'm begging

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