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[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

I’m worried about The Onion. Trump and Vance are going to put them out of business since the headlines write themselves with these two knuckleheads

[-] Today@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

At least once a day i scroll up to see if I'm reading an onion post.

[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This was that post today

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They just need to get ahead of the curve.

Take random ass rumors from social and claim they are spreading it.

Not like the pet eating but really crazy conspiracy shit.

Or make them apologize for thier lies and project them JUST as they start spouting lies.

Edit:

Perfect!! Just make Trump solve the drought in cali by turning the faucet!. Either AI or Photoshop that shit like wheel of fortune!

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

You’re hired!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

We said that during the Bush years too. Turns out they can still find something funny.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Those were great Onion years

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