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Listen, we've all been there. It's Tuesday, the whole week is ahead of you, and there isn't anything good on TV. Sometimes you just need to do science. What's the best ratio of baby oil to lube for cooking flank steak? The best ratio for checking the tire pressure in your car? How many times can you jump rope in a pool of baby oil with a lubricated Stretch Armstrong? These are questions that science hasn't answered yet, and I'll be damned if I besmirch Sean "P. Diddy" Combs good name because of the advancements he brought to the discipline of scie-- oh, hold on, I'm getting some new information. Ahh, I see. He's one of those sex perverts. Uh-huh. That makes more sense. Very well, then, besmirch away.
I’ve never been “1,000 bottles of baby oil” there. 10, maybe, and I consider myself “sexually adventurous”, but 1,000?? Wow
Please tell us mortals what that’s like
1000 bottles of baby oil is about to become the next CAH card
1000 bottles of baby oil on the wall, 1000 bottles of baby oil, take one down, spread it around, 999 bottles of baby oil on the wall
Ugh, let ‘em have it. I’m not in my 20s anymore
How dry is his dick??? God damn!
Is .. is yours externally self-lubricating?
Even if it wasn't, I can't imagine need a THOUSAND bottles of lube....
Precum.
How do you have 1000 bottles of lube? This must be that slippery slope I've been hearing so much about.
Nice.
I did not want to know that. Thanks...
Slippery P Diddy, they called him!
And just like in Starfox64, Slippy is now saying "WHOA!!! HELP ME!!!"
But everyone just sees the cry as annoying, and ignores it.
DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (sorry, I had to!)