Me wishing there were public bidets in the US and feeling dirty when I use non-bidets in an emergency.
Try wiping Nutella off a carpet and you'll know my pain.
Jesus Christ, thanks for that mental image dingleberry
The consistency is a variable that depends on your diet. I used to have that problem too, but no more!
Me wishing there were public bidets in the US and feeling dirty when I use non-bidets in an emergency.
Try wiping Nutella off a carpet and you'll know my pain.
Jesus Christ, thanks for that mental image dingleberry
The consistency is a variable that depends on your diet. I used to have that problem too, but no more!