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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Beans = Farty Starties

Because they give you gas (pooty booty).

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago

And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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