I am literally reading this on my squatty potty (if you don't have one - BUY ONE)
Too late
Well it's that or the Action Comics method.
Alliteration for everyone!
FYI: Defibrillators don't start the heart, they stop it.
The heart doesn't stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn't pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to "reboot" and start beating regularly again.
Shocking a victim who's heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won't go off until they've detected the arrhythmia.
Hearty restarty
I blame House MD for this common misconception
Yes, thank you, I'm glad you mentioned it here, it doesn't happen often enough. I mean, it's even in the name, right? Defibrillator gets rid of fibrillation - the erratic beating!
And hippos aren't buoyant.
Fun at parties?
Pooper scooper -> Poopy Scoopy
Perhaps my favorite meme ever
I can only read this in Paul McCartney’s voice…
Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
Tractor trailers = big rigs.
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
average Australian be like
If they could read they’d be very upset.
I'd have called them chazzwazzers
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
can't believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.
Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses
Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:
Computer = Clicky Tricky
Car = Zoomy Roomy
Bed = Snoozy Woozy
Shower = Splashy Dasher
Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle
Door = Swingy Thingy
Clock = Tick Tock Block
Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly
Refrigerator = Chilly Filly
Piano = Tinky Plinky
Light Bulb = Glow Flow
Blender = Whirly Swirly
Airplane = Fly High Sky
Shoes = Tappy Clappy
Glasses = See Flea
Towel = Wipey Swipey
Mirror = Peepy Creepy
Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly
Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy
Backpack = Packy Wacky
Elevator = Up N' Duper
Magazine = Flip Drip
Scissors = Snippy Clippy
Chair = Sit Kit
Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer
Pen = Inky Pinky
Television = Watchy Squatchy
Coffee Maker = Brew Stew
Pillow = Fluffy Puffy
Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy
I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!
Ai barf
It's a travesty that they aren't called "Fuzzy Buzzies"
Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it's also for cardiac arrest.
It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That's what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.
Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.
...now I want to try it. Which is probably unwise.
Call of the void.
Yeah, id probably join you.
Surely Stamps should be called Lickie-Stickie-Posties.
glowy hoppy
Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies
Real object names.
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