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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 170 points 1 month ago

Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[-] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

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