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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

the energy of a chaotic neutral?
"maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but it'll be FUN"

or chaotic evil?
"naw. fuck y'all's weekend.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I haven’t played DnD in like 20 years. Is “Chaotic Dickhead” an alignment now?

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's basically just chaotic neutral

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's what the pipeline is for. It's not that hard to pinpoint the commit that lead to the errors.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I'd argue standards should be maintained)

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

I don't say this is good practice, you shouldn't even be able to merge to main with failing tests. I've implemented an emergency flag to do this, but I don't want to use it in normal, daily business.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but it'll be FUN"

Flashback to that Tom Cruise Scientology interview 🤣:

It really is ... Fun.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

On a scale of one to translunar orbit, how freaking high was he?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago
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