You know!

Now, if you could step round all the Buddhists, Muslims etc. trying to appeal their fate because they "dedicated their lives to helping starving children" and "there's no way we could have know ln about you" or whatever. Yeah, you should have thought about that before you became a sinner shouldn't you! Yeah, thats what i thought....

No, no, I don't care what you did. So long as you're really sorry for not being perfect,

Like me

, acept me as your God and are willing to worship me forever and ever and ever, you can come right on in. Turns out, ultimately, I don't care about good or bad that much. I want people who will worship me and tell me I'm good and kind, unlike like those disgusting sinners I'm torturing forever.