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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd take metoprolol slipped into my drink over midazolam any day of the week.

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