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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 95 points 1 month ago

The year was 1991.
My roommate decides to eat hot dogs.
We keep breads in the freezer so they last. Toaster is broken.
I tell this to my roommate before I go to the toilet.
I come out and I see a pot of boiling water with hot dogs and hot dog buns in it.
My roommate decided to boil bread to warm it up.

People can be far stupider than you could possibly ever imagine.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago

I had a friend that liked to put butter and honey on his bread before he put it in a two slice toaster. He did this every morning for years.

Each time the toaster broke or caught fire, he would put it out and get a new toaster and repeat the process. He may still be doing it to this day.

[-] aido@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Should've just bought him a toaster oven

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I told him to buy one. He didn't like them. Kept using his toaster.

He was not stupid, but he was an idiot.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I fucking love toaster ovens. I wish we didn't have a small kitchen.

Aye, I put the garlic butter on the bread halfway through the toasting process, and it is beautiful.

[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

George Carlin once said "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Did he eat the bread sog sacks?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

He just dipped the hot dogs in ketchup and at them while I pissed myself laughing.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 month ago

Bao hot dogs where?

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